What the hell what you put in a funeral swag bag? I want the goodies handed out at my funeral to reflect my personality so I've come up with some ideas.
- hand sanitizer
- a ball of nice wool yarn
- WWKY bracelets (What Would Kate Yell, do they not make these? They should)
- A small bottle of really good vodka or mediocre chardonnay
- a small bird figurine denoting my irrational fear of flying animals
- a t-shirt that reads, "I didn't off Kate" (now that I'm a non-smoker we don't know for sure how I'll go)